“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Hillary Copes – Alternate Nostril Breathing For Her Alternate Reality

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This ‘howler‘ was reported in the Washington Examiner, “Hillary Clinton demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ during CNN interview“.

Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton demonstrated on Wednesday one of the ways she dealt with her shocking loss to President Trump in the aftermath of the 2016 election while promoting her new campaign memoir.

“Seems like you’ve been doing a lot of yoga?” CNN’s Anderson Cooper asked during an interview organized as part of Clinton’s What Happened book tour.

“Yes, I have,” Clinton responded. “And alternate nostril breathing.”

Here are a few examples of why Hillary’s life now consists solely of making excuses and alternate nostril breathing. Look.

And if just the thought of Hillary’s ‘alternate nostril breathing’ wasn’t enough to gag you out, Anderson Cooper says, “Gee, Hillary! Can we see? Please? Can we…..?”

Cooper then asked Clinton to show him what the coping mechanism entailed.

“I would highly recommend it,” Clinton started. “You are supposed to shut your eyes — I don’t want to shut my eyes on national television — but you do hold [your nostril] and breathe through one, and you hold it and then you exhale to the other and you keep going.”

Hurricane Irma ‘Sign Language’ Interpreter Throws Sign Bombs

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Florida Governor Rick Scott’s sign language interpreter did everything but “bend over and kiss his ass goodbye” to prove the point that Hurricane Irma was gonna be a bad one.  From the Gateway Pundit,

“Florida Governor’s Sign Language Interpreter Kills It – Flaps, Shakes and Drops Tongue During Presser “.

Just watching this guy wears me out, but I think everyone gets the point. Now Governor Scott’s performance–pretty buttoned-down. But memorable? Maybe not so much…

 

Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award

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CBS Pittsburg reports, “Police: Taco Bell Employees Fatally Shoot Armed Robber“.  Who says you “don’t bring a burrito to a gunfight?”

Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.

Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.

Investigators say ‘the armed robber’ Jackson was found with a loaded gun in his hand. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.

***Hmmmm? Half of the Taco Bell crew was armed? Hmmmm? Just sayin’.

Hurricane ‘Irma’ Advice For Floridians

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From the Miami Herald, “Irma becomes strongest Atlantic hurricane outside Gulf and Caribbean ever recorded“.

Irma spun into a monster storm Tuesday morning with sustained winds topping 180 mph, becoming the strongest Atlantic hurricane ever recorded outside the Gulf of Mexico and Caribbean, National Hurricane Center forecasters said in their 11 a.m. advisory.

Do to the bigly strength of the winds, the Weather Service offers this additional warning.

**Almost FakeNews Alert