After stabbing Happy with scissors, then you squeeze all of the ‘joy globules’ out of him. And it’s done.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Shovel Patrol
Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
How Was Your Day At The Office?
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.
“Hands Up, Don’t Bite”
Witness the birth of the WWM (White Winkies Matter) Movement.
Perfect Canadian Wife
Girls with axes are hot, eh?
Bamm Bamm – The Baby Bottle Robot
Bet you can’t guess why this little robot baby bottler is named ‘Bamm Bamm‘?
Deep In Sheep
Rover’s got himself stuck in a Ovis Aries quagmire, for sure. Could that be called “stuck between a rock and hind place?” Bada Boom!
Here’s the Bada Boom! in case you didn’t open it. A triple facepalm by the Three Stooges is just too good to waste.
Priority Emergency Domestic Advice For Men
When your significant other issues the GTFOH!! proclamation your first move should be to grab the beer by the refrigerator.
The Execs – “GTFOH (Get The Fuck Outta Here)”
Mom’s ‘Special’ Recipe Cure
When your kid says, “Mom, my throat’s sore. I can’t possibly go to school,” and you’re pretty sure the little bastard is just trying to ditch school, whip up a fresh batch of “Mom’s ‘Special’ Recipe Big Pharma Grade” penicillin. Guaranteed sure cure.
Hillary – Almost the First
The painting, by Malika Favre, is called “The First.” This Washington Post’s report will bring a smile to your face:
It’s the “what if” cover — the image that the New Yorker planned to run if Hillary Clinton had won the 2016 election. … This week, the magazine decided to go
public with the illustration….
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The image, by French artist Malika Favre, is titled “The First,” and depicts a historic President Hillary Clinton gazing at the moonlight from the would-be viewpoint of the Oval Office. …“That image brings everything back to me in a flash,” New Yorker art editor Françoise Mouly said. “The night of the election, I was at the office late, hard at work with final retouching on [Favre’s] image. I was focused on the technical details, getting the face just right, and on the layout.”
“I was trying not to tune in the results coming in. I had not prepared anything else,” continues Mouly, who launched a cartoon newspaper called Resist in response to President Donald Trump’s victory. “Eventually the sense of dread that crept among the few colleagues still in the office eventually overwhelmed me, and I left.”
Suck it up Buttercup. Here’s a few more Hillary “Firsts” for you to #Whine about.
