Rube considers this project a “Work in Progress”.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Terrible Two’s Personified
Where’s your brother, little girl?
Deconstructing a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
**FakeNews Alert? The inclusion of the ‘ground up kitten marrow’ ingredient is questionable
Daily Darwin – High-Rise Whitewater Rafting Genome
Darwin notes that this high-rise whitewater rafter might think he’s keeping his genomes dry, but taking a plunge from a virtually uncontrollable 6 story raft is guaranteed to splash cold water on that plan.
Vegans – You’re What’s For Dinner
Little Shop of Horrors – “Suppertime”
‘Killing Happiness’
After stabbing Happy with scissors, then you squeeze all of the ‘joy globules’ out of him. And it’s done.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Shovel Patrol
Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
How Was Your Day At The Office?
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.
“Hands Up, Don’t Bite”
Witness the birth of the WWM (White Winkies Matter) Movement.
