“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Tannerite For Dummies
Darwin nearly loses his own family jewels as he notes that a refrigerator loaded with tannerite, a properly aimed refrigerator door, and a high powered firearm have the uncanny ability to separate a dummy from his genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s High Biker Brigade
Darwin chortles a bit as he points out the obvious – the Darwin Biker Brigade member had to have been “high” to have gotten on that tall puppy. He also recommends that you hold on to your own genomes when the rider goes for the dismount. He doesn’t want you to bust one of your ‘onliest’ nuts laughing at the result of said ‘dismount’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Listen To The Dog…
The ‘Effing Cat Wants To Kill You.
