Apparently, not so much…. Who’s your coxswain, err…Daddy, anyway??
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
FashionWeek – Backasswards Butt Look
The play on words pun, “backasswards Butt look” was not so bad. The look itself….not so much.
Emergency Eye Bleach Station
Thanks (I think?) Anon in MT
Police Dog Training Gone Awry
Try explaining this one to the Worker’s Comp Court Judge. Or better yet, your wife.
ScienceDiet – You Could, But Why Would You?
Darwin’s Sparkler Brigade
From Bic lighters to sparklers, Darwin’s Brigade boys keep testing the limits of stupid human tricks. Pass the burn ointment, please. Gag….that burn ointment really, really tastes bad. And that ‘Eau de Tongue’ aroma….? Gnarly.
Darwin’s Bic-Biting Brigade
Even for a Batman, Bic-biting rarely works out well.
Don’t Mess With The Girl
Told you.
Not Your Daddy’s Carnival Ride
Or he could have just maxed out his “FakeNews CNN Tolerance Threshold” and decide to bail out from the Daily 24 Hour News Cycle.
F-15 Ejection at Supersonic Speed
Darwin’s Lawn Mower Art Project Brigade
These not so clever Jackson Pollock wannabees have demonstrated that unintended consequences can also be art. Watch how they turn green paint, a lawn mower, and a canvas and easel into a red, fiery inferno. As a side note, one wonders whether the lawn mower wrangler has ever regrown the hair on his uncovered extremities.
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Darwin’s Candle Queen Brigade
Is that a sparkle in their eyes? Hell, no!! It’s Fire!!
