Kittyhu Akbar
Do You Know Where Your Kitty Is?
Or What Mayhem She’s Planning?
Listen To The Dog…
The ‘Effing Cat Wants To Kill You.
Golfing With Bogey
Kitty says, “Let me come golfing with you, Dad. I’ll be good. I’ll chase birdies. Maybe some squirrels. I’m very quiet. No noise. I can get my own snacks. Pee breaks won’t slow you down. Please…..Dad? Please???”
O Christmas Tree – Your Branches Are So Gnarly
Chew on this Kitty…
‘O Tannenbaum‘ (‘Oh Christmas Tree’) Lyrics in English and German
This Christmas classic dates back centuries
You’ll Never, Ever Be Able To Sleep Again
Kitty Schadenfreude
Heh. Watch your back now. Kitty will try to murder you to get even for the humiliation. You will never be able to sleep again.