“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Darwin’s Outdoor Yoga Brigade
Darwin expounds that she doesn’t need ‘no stinkin’ yoga mat’, she needs a stinkin’ yoga boat.
Trump Not Your President? Proudly Own It With This Pin
You don’t need no stinkin’ Flag Lapel Pin, just proudly display (and use) your “Trump is not my President” pin. Follow the directions and you may just get you wish.
Thanks Anon in MT
O Christmas Tree – Your Branches Are So Gnarly
Chew on this Kitty…
‘O Tannenbaum‘ (‘Oh Christmas Tree’) Lyrics in English and German
This Christmas classic dates back centuries
‘Die Hard’ Days Of Christmas
“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!” Christmas is coming.
The 12 Days of Christmas according to Die Hard
Darwin’s Forklift Brigade
Darwin ponders the question of just how many drivers does it take to operate a forklift? Operate poorly, he adds. By his count, four would be the correct number here. One to steer, two to ride side-saddle, and one to bail off the rear thereby nearly getting his genomes crushed. Thankfully, number four had a bit of the crabbing, scrabbling gene which barely allowed his two most important jewels to survive.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Carry That Weight
The Beatles – “Carry That Weight”
Sheryl’s ‘She-Shed’ Arsonist Caught
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