The Paris Zoological Park is home to some 180 species, many of which would be considered standard zoo fare: zebras, giraffes, penguins, toucans, turtles and the like. But this week, the Zoological Park will unveil a new exhibit featuring a bizarre creature that has surprised and puzzled scientists for decades. It’s formally known as Physarum polycephalum, but zoo staff have dubbed it the “blob.”
Sometimes these things just write themselves.
A Metro Detroit start-up says, “Not much. For the ‘cutting edge’ of motor entertainment try our Go Karts & Axe Throwing, instead.”
Hey Ralphie! Maybe it wasn’t a BB from your Red Ryder BB gun after all.
“A Christmas Story” – The Triple Dog Dare
You let Mrs. Potato Head pack for your business trip again, didn’t you?
Do ya think Mrs. Potato Head has Mr. Potato Head’s number?
Chuck Berry “My Ding-A-Ling”
‘Cause He’s A Redheaded Stepchild With A Mullet.
Darwin nearly loses his own family jewels as he notes that a refrigerator loaded with tannerite, a properly aimed refrigerator door, and a high powered firearm have the uncanny ability to separate a dummy from his genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
