“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Tannerite For Dummies
Darwin nearly loses his own family jewels as he notes that a refrigerator loaded with tannerite, a properly aimed refrigerator door, and a high powered firearm have the uncanny ability to separate a dummy from his genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s High Biker Brigade
Darwin chortles a bit as he points out the obvious – the Darwin Biker Brigade member had to have been “high” to have gotten on that tall puppy. He also recommends that you hold on to your own genomes when the rider goes for the dismount. He doesn’t want you to bust one of your ‘onliest’ nuts laughing at the result of said ‘dismount’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Beto’s Campaign Going Down The Crapper
From Breitbart, “Beto O’Rourke Campaign Claims Breitbart Reporter Ejected to Protect Black Students.”
The flailing 2020 presidential campaign of former Rep. Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D-TX) claimed Wednesday that a staffer ejected Breitbart News senior editor-at-large Joel Pollak from a speech at Benedict College, a historically black college, to protect black students.
Oh, and speaking of “crappers”, here’s Beto’s latest ploy for relevance.
Bye, Bye Kirsten
Politico reports, “Gillibrand exits presidential race.“
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand of New York dropped out of the presidential race Wednesday evening, pledging to help the eventual Democratic nominee beat President Donald Trump next year.
“We wanted to win this race,” Gillibrand said in a video posted on her Twitter account. “But it’s important to know when it’s not your time, and to know how you can best serve your community and country.”





















