The Editors of The Babylon Bee admitted today that their article, “Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free” may not have been entirely accurate an issued an apology for the confusion. Readers give the story “Two Hehs Up”.
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert.
I think she’s had some ‘plastic’ surgery done, don’t you?
https://youtu.be/IABRgZH12YA
**Available in the Condiment Aisle of your favorite Big Box retailer.
Not to be outdone by potential 2020 Presidential political rival Elizabeth “1024th Pocahontas” Warren’s DNA test, Hillary Clinton had her own DNA tested, too. She doesn’t plan on releasing the full results until after the Mid-terms, but teased that now she understands why she loves warm rocks and sunshine so much.
Prolly didn’t happen, but if it did….Perfect.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
**/sarc ‘n /snark
**”Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus”
**My Lai Massacre
Or maybe not so much of an accuser…. When’s she scheduled to testify Senator DiFi??
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert
#JailMichaelMoore In The Twitterham Community Detention Facility
Does anyone see the irony of @Jack and his Twitter Gestapo pulling the plug on @RealJamesWoods for a /sarc ‘n /snarky meme that’s obviously a joke and Michael Moore (@MMFlint) tweeting “Vote Because The GOP Doesn’t Care If You Are Raped” delivered as seriously as a heart attack by Twitter?
Here’s Michael Moores Tweet, Jack. Do you think you oughta do something about it?
NOVEMBER 6th! pic.twitter.com/aMsL6w4k91
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) September 23, 2018
But, then again, maybe not. There is no way to know whether said classmate’s recollection hasn’t been “refreshed” by an internet meme that is currently plying the nether regions of the interweb.
**FakeNews Alert
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert
