First it’s “Russia, Russia, Russia”, then it’s “Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine”, and now it’s “Fart, Fart,Fart.”
Rep. Eric Swalwell
Creepy Joe Biden Sniffs Out Corruption
“You smell marvelous, Eric.”
Rep. Eric ‘The Flatuator’ Swalwell’s Remarks On Trump Impeachment Thermal Imaged
I always said that if you had to listen to Eric Swalwll blather, you need to hold your nose. Apparantly, that metaphor is both literally and figuratively true.
Eric Swalwell – We Always Knew You Were A Gasbag…
But Farting LIVE On National TV??
Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it. But whatever….
Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”. Job well done, Mr. Swalwell. My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname. Heh. You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.
ShamWell SwalWell On Impeachment Witnesses
Nope, Eric. Nothing to see here. “For The Most Part, They’ve Not Been Coordinating Or Talking To Each Other.” says Shamwell Swalwell.
**Swalwell found here
ShamWell SwalWoww
Eric Swalwell. You know you’re a bad candidate for President when even CNN takes a dump on you. Mouth vomit? I’m dyin’ here…
* Eric Swalwell: You know that guy in high school who has a catchphrase? And, the first time you hear it, you’re like “That’s not bad!” But by the time he says it for the 30th time before lunch, you have to fight down the urge to vomit in your mouth? That’s Eric Swalwell and “pass the torch.”
**Eric in all his glory found here. Heh.
Eric Swalwell – Another Gun-grabbing, Open Borders, Race Pandering Democrat Zero
Swalwell is polling at Zero, Zip, Nada in the RealClearPolitics Polling. No different from his personality, proposals, or Presidential prospects. Just ‘effing go away Eric.
If you're an American, native born, naturalized or legally going thru the process to become an American, "there's nothing we won't do" in the streets, the courts and especially the Ballot Box to erase your Presidential Candidacy. You have weaponized yourself against us. Begone.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) June 22, 2019
Eric Swalwell Announces 2020 Run
Mr. President Eric Swelledhead. It has quite to ring to it, don’t you think? Nuke ’em, Eric!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc.) Congressman. You made my day. Should you ever break the 1% threshold and become a 'player', I'll bring the popcorn to the opening night of your Democrat buddy inspired Oppo Research Proctological Exam gala. Mr. President Swelledhead. Hah.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) April 9, 2019
Eric Swalwell’s Most Excellent Coffee Adventure
Rep. Swalwell demonstrates the fine art of Democratic governance – be a media-whoring, passive-aggressive douche-bag at every possible opportunity.
Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell
Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.
Somebody had both the facts (IG and DOJ) and cajones to not let McCabe pull a #LoisLerner . You, Mr. Swalwell, should be less worried about the 'studs' in the Trump organization and more worried about Barack Obama's pension. After all, a fish rots from the head.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) March 17, 2018
**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.
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Democrat Eric Swalwell – Turd in a Punchbowl
Congratulations Congressman. Awarded for your performance on Friday night’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” show you win this weeks’s ‘Turd in a Punchbowl’ Award for being a, well… really sludgy sort of person.
Your Friday appearance on @TuckerCarlson was an abomination. Accusing Carlson of being Putin's tool and a traitor for asking you hard, reasonable questions is the worst kind of demagoguery. You owe him an apology. And you owe the American people honesty in solving this issue.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 3, 2018
Dem Rep. Eric Swalwell Does the Joe McCarthy Two-Step Dance
Doing his best Joe McCarthy impersonation, Democrat Congressman Eric Swalwell was overheard saying, “There’s Russkie bots to the left and Russkie bots to the right and Russkie bots in front and Russkie bots behind and even Russkie bots inside of us. And they’re all working from Trump.” Heh. #ReleaseTheMemo
Eric-Great job of channeling Joe McCarthy. Seeing Russkie 'bots' behind every bush is a great diversion. You've read the MEMO, right? If it was bad for Trump, you'd be first in line to say #ReleaseTheMemo So by inference, that means it's bad for Dems. Can't wait for my copy,
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 20, 2018