How To Cook a Live Carrot

The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…

But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.

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Trump Out Kongs Kim

The Wall Street Journal reports North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has “Backed[s] Off Guam Missile-Attack Threat“.  Perhaps, it was Donald Trump’s channeling of “Dr. Strangelove’s” Major T. J. “King” Kong that persuaded him.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”

Major T. J. “King” Kong’s Ride – “Dr. Strangelove”

 

Donald Trump Announces His Post-Presidential Plans

Mr. Trump announced that since he’s been such a ‘yuuugely‘ successful President, that after he retires from office, he might consider doing the same for the English Monarchy.  He’s was heard saying, “At least I’d be close to some of my great Golf Properties so I wouldn’t have to stay at that Buckingham Palace dump.”

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AGW – Al Gore’s Climate Predictions a “Hot Mess”

Perhaps that should be rephrased, a “Hot, Cold Mess“.

Al Gore had no better luck predicting what the Earth’s temperature would be in 2017 than he did divining the “intent of a hanging chad” in the 2000 Presidential Election.

From the Climate Depot, “Global temperatures COOLER now than when Gore won Nobel Prize in 2007“.

Chicken Run – Donald J. Trump Style

For every meme liberals come up with in an attempt to ‘dog'(or chicken?) President Donald Trump, it somehow goes awry, biting them in their hypocritical butts. First there was the CNN WWF Throwdown, and now we have your White House lawn “Chicken Run” meme. Move over Foghorn Leghorn, the Democrats have arrived.

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Today’s Bacon – Making Bacon, Aussie Style

And they say you do not want to see how the sausage is made….

Making Aussie Style ‘Roo Bacon

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Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement

Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.