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Meanwhile In Siberia….
While President Donald Trump has been taking incoming on all fronts, Vlad Putin took some vacation days in Siberia to give his tiger, Scaramucci, a work out and to get another manly, bare chested photo.
During the bare chested photo-shoot, Vlad shared some anecdotes with reporters about how he decided to change his tiger’s name from plain vanilla Boris to Scaramucci. He said that after the FSB delivered him the transcript and audio from Anthony Scaramucci’s infamous rant, he knew that the guy was a ‘real’ tiger. So he changed Boris’ name immediately. After all, as President of Russia, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.
“Besides,” he added, “I’m sure that with a little more work I can train Scaramucci to do the Fandango. And wait until I bring that show to the next G-20 Summit.”
Tired of Political Madness? Keep Calm And Do The Time Warp Again
You feel better now, don’t you kiddies?
How To Cook a Live Carrot
“The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…
But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.
FakeNews CNN ‘Censors’ Trump Campaign Ad
If FakeNews CNN won’t run a President Donald Trump Re-Election Campaign Ad ‘trumpeting’ his accomplishments, and jabbing the MSM Press (just a little), we will. Watch.
Let President Trump Do His Job
Ready For My Music Lessons
Shall we try for a ‘techno’ sound, ‘disco’, or just plain ‘heavy metal’?
Trump Out Kongs Kim
The Wall Street Journal reports North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has “Backed[s] Off Guam Missile-Attack Threat“. Perhaps, it was Donald Trump’s channeling of “Dr. Strangelove’s” Major T. J. “King” Kong that persuaded him.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”
Major T. J. “King” Kong’s Ride – “Dr. Strangelove”
Zuckerberg President? 2020?
Maybe not so much, Zuck? That’s a yuk, Zuck? No clucking way, Zuck?
Donald Trump Announces His Post-Presidential Plans
Mr. Trump announced that since he’s been such a ‘yuuugely‘ successful President, that after he retires from office, he might consider doing the same for the English Monarchy. He’s was heard saying, “At least I’d be close to some of my great Golf Properties so I wouldn’t have to stay at that Buckingham Palace dump.”
**FakeNewsAlert
Boy, You’re Gonna Carry That Weight…
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The Beatles – “Carry That Weight“
AGW – Al Gore’s Climate Predictions a “Hot Mess”
Perhaps that should be rephrased, a “Hot, Cold Mess“.
Al Gore had no better luck predicting what the Earth’s temperature would be in 2017 than he did divining the “intent of a hanging chad” in the 2000 Presidential Election.
From the Climate Depot, “Global temperatures COOLER now than when Gore won Nobel Prize in 2007“.
