political correctness

47% of Dogs With Binders Are Against Romney

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Utah Democratic Senate hopeful, Jenny Wilson, is rolling out her campaign strategy to defeat “Mittens” Romney.  So what could be better than reprising Mitt’s most endearing gaffs – his “47%” quote, his “Binders full of women” debate statement, and his riding poor old “Seamus, the Setter” on the roof of the car, into one conflated message, “47% of Dogs With Binders Are Against Romney”.  Willard, err…Mitt, won’t stand a chance.

Take The @Potus DNA Challenge, Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren

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CNN reports that President Donald Trump on Thursday mocked and repeatedly attacked Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren over her ‘alleged’ Native American heritage.

[Trump] has long targeted [Warren] for claiming that she is part Native American and derisively nicknamed “Pocahontas,” after the 17th century historical figure. On Thursday, Trump mocked people who called on him to apologize for the remark and sarcastically apologized to the historic figure.

He went on to suggest that, should Warren win the Democratic nomination in 2020 and they were to debate, he would toss an ancestry test to her and dare her to take it… adding that he would offer $1 million to charity if she took the test and it “shows you are an Indian.”

“I have a feeling she will say no,” he added.

ScienceDiet – Chicken of the Trees

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I’m sure you saw the post “California’s Newest ‘Illegal Immigrant’ Scourge“, in which eating nutria, a giant semi-aquatic 20 pound rodent, was proposed as a good method controlling the invasion.  Now we have another invasion going on in Florida which needs some ‘eating on’ according to the Orlando Sentinel’s article, “Chicken of the trees: Eating Florida’s iguanas“.

Free Range “Chicken of the Trees”

The Fort Lauderdale resident and native Trinidadian considers eating iguanas to be a way of life. Growing up, Asson learned to roast the island critters at roadside and backyard gatherings. Iguana is a staple in the Caribbean, where the reptiles are a native species and are known as “pollo de los árboles,” or chicken of the trees. Their meat contains more protein than chicken, and members of some cultures believe it has medicinal properties.

Now that the summer heat is here, these pesky iguanas gather and infest neighborhoods all over South Florida “knocking out power, wrecking gardens, weakening sea walls, getting into plumbing and attics, defecating in pool and causing parasites in pets. They also carry salmonella, botulism.”