Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney – Creepy Candle Puffer

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When Mitt Romney, failed Presidential Candidate, #NeverTrumper, Senator from Utah, and weirdly creepy dude was presented with a Twinkie Birthday cake by his staff, the world was treated to a brief glimpse of what’s behind the dark curtain of Willard’s mind….

Now if you were startled by what was behind the “dark curtain” of Mitt’s mind, wait ’til you see what’s going on under his starched, white shirt….

The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting – updated

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When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

Update: R.E.M’s Mike Mills through their music publisher, Universal Music Publishing Group, filed a copyright complaint forcing the clip of the SOTU Address satire scored with the groups “Everybody Hurts” to be taken down from the Twitter platform.  Played just like a true liberal Mike Mills, First Amendment for me, but not thee.  So far the original has stayed up on YouTube, but we’ll see….

The re-release of the video with Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” is a kickass response.  Smoke on that, Mike.

Speaker Nancy ‘Moon-clap’ Pelosi

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**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting

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When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

Feckless Mitt Romney Makes A Statement

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Why on earth would Mitt Romney be holding a fundraiser for a potential Democrat 2020 Presidential candidate? WTF? Yep. Willard hasn’t even been elected as Senator from Utah and he’s already subverting his party’s President. The Daily Caller reports,”ROMNEY HELD DEM DONOR MEETING FOR FORMER STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ AND IT DIDN’T GO WELL.”

Former presidential nominee Mitt Romney recently hosted a donor meeting for former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz who has been reportedly considering a run for president as a Democrat in 2020.

Politico’s Ben Schrekinger said the event did not go well and that many left uninspired by the potential nominee.

47% of Dogs With Binders Are Against Romney

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Utah Democratic Senate hopeful, Jenny Wilson, is rolling out her campaign strategy to defeat “Mittens” Romney.  So what could be better than reprising Mitt’s most endearing gaffs – his “47%” quote, his “Binders full of women” debate statement, and his riding poor old “Seamus, the Setter” on the roof of the car, into one conflated message, “47% of Dogs With Binders Are Against Romney”.  Willard, err…Mitt, won’t stand a chance.