political correctness
Daily Darwin – No Passing Zone Violation
Darwin sadly notes that when one’s genomes get ejected from the game for a “No Passing Zone” violation, it’s usually a career ending foul.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Hooters Hiring 10,000 Refugees
Grab your best burqa and apply in person at your local Hooter’s.
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President Trump Shakes Up Tradition
You could call it “A Tale of Two Shakes”. Presidential handshakes have come a long way in the last 3 weeks since the Inauguration. And especially far, since that infamous Obama ‘limp-wrist’ thing with Raul Castro. That one will most certainly reside in the annals of the Most Cringe Worthy Presidential Moments Ever. I think it’s probably tied for Number 3 on the list along with George HW Bush’s puking on the Japanese Prime Minister Miyazawa Kiichi. Eewww.
President Barack ‘Havana Bama’ Obama with His BFF Raul Castro
And tied with O’s limp-wristed handshake is George HW Bush practicing his projectile vomiting on Japanese PM Kiichi.
FakeNews – Will the @realDonaldTrump Now Do SNL?
That is a question. Since the @realAlecBaldwin is filling in as the @fakeDonaldTrump in this @FakeNews newspaper story about the @realDonaldTrump, I’m not sure whether to turn the page, change the channel or start following the @realDonaldTrump twitter feed.
Oval Office Cold Open – Alex Baldwin, Saturday Night Live
ScienceDiet – Soylent Green Crackers, 100% Gluten Free
Now that’s what I call real “People Food”!
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