FakeNews CNN Discovers New Racist Triggering Product

This is just one more example of “white privilege’ in action. Here’s proof that white people will exploite an entire race of people just so their lily-white cracker heads don’t have to be subjugated to the sound of their headache remedy rattling around in a bottle.  Thanks CNN for this Breaking FakeNews.

These Liberals suck the life out of life…

Daily Darwin – Kickboxing Before Coffee

Darwin is never surprised by the number of genomes that end up being crushed by coffee deprived morning kickboxers. He again, restates the rules for a.m. kickboxing. Make sure you are fully awake and in charge of your senses. Have your coffee. By all means, go down stairs for your bout. And finally, make sure your target is something softer, more padded, and less breakable than your ownlinest bare, naked foot.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply

Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found.  Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”

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