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Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

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President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer

https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s

Daily Darwin – Darwin’s WTF Bicycle

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Darwin shakes his head as he as he ponders the conundrum of “why anyone would build a two story bicycle” and then actually try to ride it.  “Look Ma, no training wheels.”  Heh.  Or “Look Ma, I’ve fallen and squashed my genomes, and I can’t get up!”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Why Is Donna Brazile Worried About Snipers?

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The Washington Examiner reports, “Donna Brazile reveals paranoia over Russians spying on her, snipers peering through her window“.  Or, perhaps, Donna knows what the term “Arkancide” means.  And remember, Donna, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

In the memoir, which will have the title, “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” Brazile talks about the mysterious murder of DNC data staffer Seth Rich, which some conspiracy theorists say is because he leaked internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and wrote about how she felt her own life was in danger.

Brazile says she shut the blinds to her office window so snipers could not see her, according the Washington Post. She also installed surveillance cameras in her home and fretted over whether the Russians had bugged her DNC executive suite with listening devices.