Eeewww!!

The guy is simply ubiquitous. Or is it oleaginous?
Horny Charlie Rose just fell in the briar patch along with his groping Senator buddy, Al Franken. From the Hollywood Reporter, “Charlie Rose Suspended By CBS, PBS and Bloomberg Amid Sexual Misconduct Claims“.
In response to a Washington Post report detailing multiple accusations of inappropriate conduct, PBS and Bloomberg announced on Monday afternoon that both companies will stop distributing Charlie Rose’s eponymous show, Charlie Rose. The nightly show is produced by Rose’s company, Charlie Rose Inc.
Separately, CBS announced that Rose is suspended from his role as CBS This Morning co-host. Rose is also a contributing correspondent for 60 Minutes. “Charlie Rose is suspended immediately while we look into this matter,” the network said. “These allegations are extremely disturbing and we take them very seriously.”
Poison – “Every Rose Has It’s Thorns”
It has been quite a week for Senator Al Franken, Minnesota’s grossest groper. Formerly known as Senator Stuart Smalley, the ‘handy’ politician will henceforth be known as Senator FrankenWeinstein. Behold….
Eeewww!! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. The donuts only look like cockroaches. I was worried that donuts had become the newest example of “Cricketeria” Food. Ugh.
Come join the Hypertrichosis Society of Homer, AK for some fun at the beach. It’ll be a little chilly so make sure you bring your jacket, or….
President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list. He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020. Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters. He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer
https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s