If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was for true idiots, well, the Benadryl Challenge takes ‘idiot’ to a whole ‘nuther level of comatose.
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FakeNews Heimlich Maneuver – A Real Lifesaver
Just remember to keep your feet (clad in your expensive shoes) behind the victim, the FakeNews Spew, once released, is worse than the worst case of “projectile vomiting” ever.
Hey Nancy, Can You Spare Me A Crumb?
I’d like one of those $1000 dollar crumbs, please…
Meet The Newest Olympic Sport
You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
Texas Valentine’s Day Cards On Markdown
“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem. It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.
Meanwhile In Canada – Guns, Maple Leaves and Beaver
It was the thought of some Canadian ‘beaver’ that made you look, eh?
Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks” – Easter Candy Shortage Update
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements
Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes? I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean? Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada? Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing? And what will happen to your “Manicures”? 
Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”
Fat Tuesday – Democrat Style
It’s Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Here’s a few of the celebrants.
Fat Tuesday Parade
Obama’s “What? Me Worry” Presidential Portrait
Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….
And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.
