**SJW dressed by Under Armour, Chanel, Aeropostale, Ralph Lauren, and Van’s. Bell Riot Helmet not shown.
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Mobile Trump Derangement Syndrome Intervention Vehicle
Hey Liberals, Rally This
Yahoo reports, “Trump casts midterm elections as a personal referendum.” Now if the GOPe would decide that it was a ‘personal’ referendum on the Republican Party and fight for the House like they are the “third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark…and it’s starting to rain”, we might just get Trump’s Red Wave.
In a raucous rally in a sweltering gymnasium north of Columbus, Ohio, Trump
pitched for the GOP candidate up in a special election next week and defiantly questioned the idea that, historically, the party that controls the White House suffers in the midterms, declaring “but I say why?”
“Why would there be a blue wave? I think it could be a red wave,” Trump said of his party’s prospects in November. “They want to take away what we’ve given. And we’re doing a lot of things people don’t even know about.”
Creepy Straw Man
Meet California’s Straw Law Enforcer. He’s Gov. Brown’s secret plan to scare the sippy straws out of California’s children.
#BringBackMyJob
Michelle Obama is not the only one to have lost a good job to an immigrant…
Trump Punks ‘Crazy’ Bernie Sanders
At a campaign style rally in Wilkes-Barr, PA for Congressman and GOP nominee for U.S. Senate, Lou Barletta, the President took a few moments to light- heartedly tease Democratic Socialist and all around crazy guy, Bernie “Balloon-hair” Sanders.
Thanks for the memories (and the memes) Crazy Bernie.
Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure
Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy. More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way. Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy? And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands. Eh?
Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”
**Thanks Anon in MT
Abraham Lincoln’s Worst Mistake
And it just keeps giving and giving and giving. Notorious RBG has already buried two Energizer Bunnies, and her third, well let’s just say, is looking a bit bedraggled.
Ménagerie à Strois
Strois/ straw/ strô/ 
3. a thin hollow tube of paper or plastic for sucking drink from a glass or bottle. Heh.
**Thanks Anon in MT