After an eight year hiatus in which monkey references were considered racist when discussing a President, liberal democrats see fit to release those monkeys again. SNL Likens Trump to Monkey with Machine Gun. So as long as it is now acceptable by Liberal Democratic Standards to refer to Presidents as monkeys, we’ll open a new category – “Monkeyshines”.
Here’s the first installment from our scrapbook of all things monkey.
Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher. Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
I’d say something profound like “art imitates life”, but crap, I think Busey has the same jacket on in both pictures. This guys art is his life.
Nope and Noper. Dope and Doper. Mutt and Jeff. Poop and Pooper. Dipp and Shitt. You figure out who’s who.
Somehow I think the polar bears will do just fine. Here’s a scene from Michigan’s I-94 yesterday before the “lanes reopened after winter weather causes multiple crashes“. Polar bears in Kalamazoo? Maybe that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing is not what it’s cracked up to be?
Or where your dollars have been?
The new plan is ‘a little bit’ longer, but even critics say that once the wall is completed “America Will Be Great Again”.
Trump Play-Doh Safe Space Deraignment Syndrome (TPDSSDS) has be born. See. Donald Trump is creating even more new jobs before Inauguration Day. To solve the TPDSSDS crisis, you gotta have Therapists, and ‘binky’ washers, and safety pin distribution experts, interventionists, and coddlers, and grievances communicators–But wait, there’s even more. You have to Expert Media Consultants to be talking heads on cable….
Darwin understands that it is no longer Politically Correct to use the term retard, but feels that the term is sometimes justified when used to point out how inappropriate use of equipment (i.e. trying for a wheelie on a snow machine in the grass, no less) very often results in crushed genomes leading to retardation of the retard after the fact. Very scientific.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
