Make sure you check out the ‘floaters‘ in the pond with L’l Barry.
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Aesop’s Newest Fable – The Squirrel, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
One bright day in late autumn a family of Ants were bustling about in the warm
sunshine, drying out the grain they had stored up during the summer, when a starving Grasshopper, his fiddle under his arm, came up and humbly begged for a bite to eat.
Not to be outdone, the pesky squirrel ambling by decided to jump for the grain bin and help himself. He missed and hung himself for the winter by his very ownliest nuts. Ouch! You can figure out the moral of this story for yourself.
The Æsop for Children – “The Ants & the Grasshopper“
WTF Were You Thinking With That Clothing Choice?
Eye Bleach Alert. Eye Bleach Alert! ‘Click the Pic’ or ‘Read More’ if you dare. But remember. Once seen, it cannot be unseen.
Results of Democratic 2016 Election Post Mortem
It’s obvious and it’s simple. Ignore ‘Red State’ America at your peril. There is an allegory here. Wait for it. Wait for it…. Trump!! That’s the sound the T-Rex’s foot makes when squashing the allegorical troglodytic Democrat Elite.
AGW – Fidel’s Triple Action Snowmelt
Each bag comes with Free Healthcare, Free Education, Free Re-Education and a 1952 Chrysler Deluxe automobile. Spread ‘liberally’ to combat the effects of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather).
A New PSA for the New Year
Here’s the proof. Watch the new “ASPCA” PSA for a true understanding of the degradations ‘Liberals’ must face. You help is needed.
https://youtu.be/6TAvenED2t8?t=1s
Barack Obama – Celebrity Spokesmodel
If he fails to land that role on Lena Dunham’s “Girls” TV show, Barry O has a fall back plan to become a celebrity spokesmodel for the world’s most recognized feminine hygiene product.
Obama Auditions for Role on “Girls” TV Show
Barack H. Obama, channeling feminist icon, Lena Dunham, sent her this photo in the hopes of landing a role on “Girls”. As the soon to be ex-president was stuffing the photo into the envelope he was heard saying, “a girls gotta do what a girls gotta due to get by”.
