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Trump Punks ‘Crazy’ Bernie Sanders

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At a campaign style rally in Wilkes-Barr, PA for Congressman and GOP nominee for U.S. Senate, Lou Barletta, the President took a few moments to light- heartedly  tease Democratic Socialist and all around crazy guy, Bernie “Balloon-hair” Sanders.

Thanks for the memories (and the memes) Crazy Bernie.

Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure

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Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy.  More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way.  Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy?  And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands.  Eh?

Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”

**Thanks Anon in MT

You’re Gonna Need Your New California Conceal Carry License

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It’s called the CCSC License (California Concealed Straw Carry), and you can bet your sippy-cup it will be tough bitch to get.

Near future Shithole – like This Afternoon

Normally it’s a crime to carry either a ‘full or an empty’ straw in public in California. It doesn’t matter whether you are carrying a concealed straw or one that is openly carried or displayed in a beverage.

Unless you have a CCSC (California Concealed Straw Carry) license, publicly carrying a straw in California is against the law… period.

But you may be issued a permit to carry “a straw, flexible or fixed, or other flexible sipping impliment capable of being concealed upon the person” if:

  • You are of good moral character;
  • Good cause exists for issuance of the license because you or a member of your family has an unquenchable thirst;
  • You meet certain residency requirements; and
  • You have completed an acceptable course of straw, and straw sipping techniques training.

And don’t forget your $Million $Dollar Humane Safe Straw Storage and Disposal Guarantee Bond. Don’t leave home without it.

**Thanks Anon in MT

FakeNews CNN’s Whining Again

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Jim Acosta – a Weasel’s weasel. Great hair, though.

Jim. If you really want the Trump supporters to stop with the “CNN Sucks” mantra, try some ‘fair and balanced’ reporting for a change.  No pun intended on the ‘fair and balanced’, just take an objective look at the havoc the Democrats and their supporters are causing.  You probably could get away with being a weasel if you shouted the same type of nasty questions at Chuck or Nancy during their Press Conferences.