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FakeNews CNN – All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper

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FakeNews CNN premiered their new mobile “News Station” at the Coos Bay, Oregon 4th of July/Northern Spotted Owl Lives Combined Celebratory Event.  CNN’s President, Jeff Zucker, wanted to field test some new slogans with some low information, uncritical, lefty Liberal viewers before unveiling them prime time.  Amongst the contenders,  “Our News Wipes Fox New’s Ass”, “All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper”, and Jeff’s very ownliest favorite, “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”

Trump Body-slams CNN Again

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If FakeNews CNN didn’t like Trump WWF Slamming, do you think they’ll like Trump Incredible Hulk Slamming any better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjj645rbR48

FakeNews CNN’s President Jeff Zucker showing his opinion of The Incredible Trump body-slamming his network.

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Shark Jump Week

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Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off.  Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories.  In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes.  Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.

You were expecting more memes? Ok.

Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid

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What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…