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If a Wall Is Good Enough For Taylor Swift, Then It’s Good Enough For America

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This ironic, hypocritical howler comes from Vanity Fair, “Taylor Swift Is Building a Wall“.

Some walls are meant to keep people in. Some walls are meant to keep people out. Some walls can be broken down with solid therapy and two glasses of Cab Sauv. Taylor Swift, for her part, is building a wall around her Beverly Hills mansion. It’s hard to say what kind of wall this one will be yet, but the objective appears to be keeping paparazzi and other bogeymen out, according to TMZ, which has viewed the permit for the new build.

DumpNFL – Will They Make The Leap On Sunday?

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Leaping by kneeling?  That sort of makes sense.  But whatever. You still don’t need to watch the Sunday Games.  Eat some more turkey.  Finish getting you Christmas decorations up.  Play some cards or a board game with your kids.  Just Do It.  Actually don’t do it, the watching football part, that is.

Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

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Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

**FakeNews Alert