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Demagogue Hogg Scores From ‘Virtue Signaling’ TripAdvisor

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CNBC reports, “Wayfair joins TripAdvisor, Nutrish in pulling ads from right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham over tweet to Parkland survivor“.

In a statement on Thursday, a company spokesperson said that TripAdvisor does not “condone the inappropriate comments made by this broadcaster.”

“In our view, these statements focused on a high school student, cross the line of decency. As such, we have made a decision to stop advertising on that program,” the spokesperson said.

It seems, however, that Mr. Demagogue Hogg can say anything he wants to an not be held to any reasonable standard.  Here’s an example from CNN, “Shooting survivor calls NRA ‘child murderers’.”  And TripAdvisor doesn’t consider statements like that ‘inappropriate’?  Here’s a clip of the young man delivering his screed.

Here’s a link to the complete CNN interview.

New Product To Help Clean Up After FakeNews CNN Town Halls

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You know that the aftermath of a FakeNews CNN Town Hall can be truly nasty and almost impossible to clean up behind (Huh?).  But now, with the New RotoWipe your little problems get flushed right down the drain.  No more dealing with nasty hangers-on, dingleberries, or having to do the dreaded TP Shuffle.

A FakeNews CNN Town Hall Product

FakeNews CNN – Show Us The Facts

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You say facts matter, CNN. So let’s get to the bottom of the facts. Produce all of the texts, emails, notes, and communications of any kind regarding organizing the Town Hall event. Make sure to include story boards and direction from Top Management. Include any communications to Advertisers or Ad Agencies regarding placement of any ads along with sales presentations.

Now, agree to testify to the facts, under oath, along with all civilian principals, before a Congressional Committee. Then maybe we will know the facts.

FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

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Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

Fake News or Fact, Jake Tapper

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‘Haunch of Acosta’

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For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper.  Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.

CNN and NBC Dueling For FakeNews Supremacy

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CNN’s entry into the FakeNews Award Roundup for today is their report, “White House worried FBI director could quit over Nunes memo release“.

Top White House aides are worried FBI Director Christopher Wray could quit if the highly controversial Republican memo alleging the FBI abused its surveillance tools is released, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation tell CNN.

And ‘in the other corner’, NBC’s entry into the FakeNews Award Roundup is  Pete Williams’ reporting exactly the opposite–No way is Wray quitting.

BREAKING: FBI Director Chris Wray has no intention of quitting if controversial House Intel memo is released despite his objections, @PeteWilliamsNBC reports

FBI Director Wray has no intention of quitting if controversial House memo is released, despite objections, senior FBI official tells @PeteWilliamsNBC. http://nbcnews.to/2DRB5Y5

So which fine Mainstream Media Organization will win the FakeNews Roundup Award for today. I suspect we will learn that tomorrow when the memo is released.  Here’s how I handicap the race…