Jail Time For Jussie?

ABC7-Chicago reports, “Jussie Smollett attack: Smollett in custody after being charged with disorderly conduct.

“Empire” actor Jussie Smollett surrendered to authorities Thursday morning after he was charged with one count of felony disorderly conduct for filing a false police report.

Chicago police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said that Smollett is in custody after surrendering to authorities after 5 a.m. Police said they would conduct a news conference at 9 a.m. Smollett is expected to appear in bond court at 1:30 p.m. Thursday.

Here’s what Jussie’s friends and supporters think about these developments.  Heh.  Find out below the fold.

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Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential 2020 Run – Get Ready For Some ‘Free Shit’ People

NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.

That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon!  So pick your favorite and let Bernie know.  Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.

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The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting – updated

When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

Update: R.E.M’s Mike Mills through their music publisher, Universal Music Publishing Group, filed a copyright complaint forcing the clip of the SOTU Address satire scored with the groups “Everybody Hurts” to be taken down from the Twitter platform.  Played just like a true liberal Mike Mills, First Amendment for me, but not thee.  So far the original has stayed up on YouTube, but we’ll see….

The re-release of the video with Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” is a kickass response.  Smoke on that, Mike.

Speaker Nancy ‘Moon-clap’ Pelosi

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting

When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.