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Eye Bleach Alert – The Face (plus some other parts) Of The Resistance

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The is a new ‘TrigglyPuff’ in the making. And if you think the original TrigglyPuffs were hard on the eyes, be warned our new “TrigglyPuff V, the Face of the Resistance” calls for a bigly dose of Eyebleach. Be warned, be aware, and click “read more” only if you dare.

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Fit To Be Hogg Tied

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Here’s Johnny, err…Here’s Davey

From the Gateway Pundit’s article, “Deranged…“, we find that Parkland High School’s Social Justice Warrior, David Hogg, may actually be a candidate for a Baker Act intervention.  Obviously, it does take a trained professional to make the final determination, but I’ll bet on the eyes every time – the Jack Nicholson eyes.

In a troubling profanity-laced video, theater student David Hogg appears unstable as he berates the viewer with lines referring to NRA Members as “Pathetic F*ers” who “want to continue to sell more guns, murder more children.” He begins the piece stating “they could have blood from children splattered all over their faces and they wouldn’t take action!”

Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

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Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**