Shark Week can’t hold a spatula to the terror of Pancake Week. Ta-dum. Ta-dum ….
#CallMe
Congress – All Talk and No Walk
Pick your idiom. But whatever it is, remember you’re starving to death on empty calories.
- All bark and no bite.
- All hat and no cattle.
- All booster, no payload.
- All crown, no filling.
- All foam, no beer.
- All ham, no let. (for you fans of The Bard).
- All hammer, no nail.
- All icing, no cake.
- All lime and salt, no tequila.
- All mouth and no trousers.
- All shot, no powder.
- All sizzle and no steak.
- All wax and no wick.
FashionWeek – Boys Under Pressure
Click for a gallery view and also be sure to pause the audio before clicking “read more” to watch Queen’s video. Two versions of “Under Pressure” playing at the same time, nonsynchronously, puts one under way too much pressure.
Queen – “Under Pressure”
Rat Trapping 101
It’s all in the bait….
ScienceDiet – New Vietnam Aquaculture Product Headed for Store Shelves
I’m not so sure that Fish Assholes will sell even with that fancy “Secret Formula” labeling.
**FakeNewsAlert**
Today’s Bacon – How To Get a Date
All you have to do is take Laura’s ‘sage’ advice…or would that be ‘brown sugary’ advice, or maybe ‘hickory’ advice….or ‘maple’…??
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