Were these the real headlines of the day, you bet it would be a Liberal Black Friday.
Thanksgiving Microaggression
I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving in whatever “safe space” you inhabit today. No micro-offenses offered or intended or even micro-desired.
Way too cracker… The little red-headed accordion kid probably offends everyone. And the skinny dude in the sweater vest? Not to mention the blondie in pedal-pushers. Jeez!
I See Nothing!
Sgt. Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes (1965-1971) .
Daily Darwin – Machine Gun Monkey
Darwin says that if you give a Chimpanzee an AK-47, loaded no less, you can expect your genome to get it’s balls blown off. Just sayin’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rule Z – Safe Space
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Starbucks New Holiday Flavor
Forget that Pumpkin Spice Grande Latte; that was so 2014. This year it’s the Trumpuccino Foam-over. Um. Um. Good. And guaranteed to gag a Democrat or MSM reporter.
Haunting Memories
Remember when you voted for Obama the first time?
Low Information Voter
Yep. Another Democratic ballot box stuffer.
The Wrong Side
John Kerry has been on the wrong side of everything since 1971.
John Kerry’s testimony during the Vietnam War Hearings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucY7JOfg6G4