Here’s the new “Terror Advisory Plan” your Government conjured up for you. Feel safe yet?
Daily Darwin – Oh, Great Balls
Darwin says succinctly, watch the bouncing ball if you want to keep your genome.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
You’re Gonna Get Greased, Kiddies
COP21, the conference in Paris for AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) unveiled their new logo. Taking some license with President Obama’s slogan, they most creatively showed what the real result of their efforts will be.
‘Effing Star Wars
May the Hype be with you….
Manmade Global Warming
Here’s proof that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) is manmade. So stuff it, skeptics.
Ferguson Flop – encore
Talent like Santa’s deserves an encore…..
Santa gave up on the old treadmill workout program. Way too cracker.
“Real World Workouts” are really what’s trending this year. Here’s Santa practicing the “Ferguson Flop.” Pretty smooth moves, dude!
Stocking Stuffer Idea
For those picked to play “Secret Santa” for Abdullah or one of his hairy brothers, here’s a suggestion sure to make a hit.
Word has it that this little gift does double duty, especially when Abdullah decides to go all Marlin Brando. Huh?
Daily Darwin – Obama’s Rollercoaster
Darwin notes that a Nation’s Foreign Policy occasionally earns a Darwin Award. Notably, Neville Chamberlain, Jimmy Carter, and Nero were amongst the recipients.
WTF – Wrong Place
And an exceptionally wrong time. It could have been the “Right Place at the Wrong Time“. But it wasn’t.
