You Horde It – You Own It

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Costco says, “We busted our asses to get you your horde of 10,000 rolls of Personal Anal Wipes (PAWs), so you own them.  You can bequeath them to you great-great grandchildren as proof that you were a survivor of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020.  As a public service, we are providing an App called “PAWS” or “Will You Outlive Your Toilet Paper Supply – EZ Calculator.”  Download it today.

Keith Richards RIP Update – “You Gotta Know When To Fold ‘Em”

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Country Music Icon Kenny Rogers Dies at 81

Variety – Vocalist Kenny Rogers, who dominated the pop and country charts in the 1970s and 1980s with a string of sleekly tailored hits and won three Grammys, has died. He was 81. Rogers “passed away peacefully at home from natural causes under the care of hospice and surrounded by his family,” a representative for the singer said in a statement. Due to the national COVID-19 emergency, the family is planning a small private service at this time with a public memorial planned for a later date.

Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler on the Muppet Show