Nancy Pelosi -“Four Weeks Is More Than Enough For Senate To Pass $2 Trillion Coronavirus Bill”

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The unanimous vote sends the legislation to the House, which is expected to pass it Friday morning

Washington Post – Hoyer announced, the House will convene at 9 a.m. Friday to pass the legislation by “voice vote,” and allow any members who wanted to debate the issue publicly to do so, before passing the legislation without a roll-call vote that would require a quorum to be present. At the same time, lawmakers who are quarantined, live in places with lockdown orders or simply don’t want to travel would not have to do so.

Pelosi said that she, too, would “like to see a good debate on the floor,” but that also that “For some of us, it’s very important to make ‘Elective Surgeries and Procedures’ available again.” 

**Bolds are mine and reflect a /sarc ‘n /snarky reference to the Speakers reliance on Cosmetic Surgeries and Botox to keep her face from drooping as far as her boobs have.

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Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About The Chinese Coronavirus…

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…Cause Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About Bats.

Des Moines Register – It was the chomp heard ’round the world… when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses.  The landmark night turned out to be a bloody decapitation…By a looney Englishman with toxic drug habits whose job description at the time read something like “dark prince of heavy metal.”

So, yeah.  Ozzy knows a thing or two about a bat or two.

**Thanks Anon in MT

Washed Up and Washed Out Madonna Attempts Relevancy During Coronavirus Pandemic

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Carpe Donktum Provides The Background Effects For Madonna’s Ghastly Little Bathtub Performance.

The woman is seriously weird and the scene is so seriously macabre that I feel compelled to put it behind an EYE BLEACH Warning. Click More at your own peril.

You can click Homer to get an eye full…, but remember you were warned

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