President To Issue New Coronavirus Recommendations

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Trump set to urge Americans to wear face coverings when outside

Politico – President Donald Trump is preparing to encourage Americans to wear face coverings, the latest effort to curb the spread of the coronavirus, according to three individuals with knowledge of the planned announcement.

Trump’s planned guidance — which two officials said is imminent but not yet finalized — would encourage Americans to use homemade coverings, like cloth masks, scarves or bandannas, when outside the home. Health experts believe that the practice, which is common in nations like Singapore and Japan but unusual in the United States, would reduce the risk of individuals not exhibiting symptoms spreading the disease.

Governor Cuomo’s Presser Provides ‘Information’ On More Than Just Coronavirus

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Actually, Governor, that was way more information than we ever needed to know.  Before trying that polo-no T-shirt thing again, either use some duct tape (ouch) or order yourself some Nippies from Amazon.  You’re actually quite competitive with Janet Jackson’s infamous Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction“.  But…. then again??!!

The Infamous Wardrobe Malfunction – Eye Bleach Alert

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Texas Toilet Paper Horror Show

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Oh, Nooo’s!!!  Toilet paper shipment goes up in flames in Texas truck crash…

FoxNews – A tractor-trailer carrying a load of toilet paper rolled over and burst into flames on a Texas highway early Wednesday morning, as people are hoarding the household necessity around the country during the coronavirus pandemic.

Video from a traffic camera showed the truck still smoldering three hours after the crash. It happened around 4:15 a.m. on Interstate 20 near Dallas, snarling traffic for hours, Fox 4 reported.