Gavin’s COVID Police
Paddle boarder chased by boat, arrested in Malibu after flouting coronavirus closures
Los Angeles Times–A paddle boarder was arrested Thursday after ignoring lifeguards’ orders to get out of the ocean near the Malibu Pier despite beach closures amid the coronavirus pandemic, authorities said.
County lifeguards patrolling the shore by boat tried to get the man to come ashore. Despite repeated orders to exit the water, the man continued paddle boarding for at least 30 minutes. Lifeguards eventually flagged down Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies who responded by boat to help, according to the Sheriff’s Department.
Video of the incident taken by bystanders along the shore and later posted to social media shows the man paddling toward the pier while being pursued by lifeguard and sheriff’s boats.
Daily Darwin – Splish, Spash, Gas All Over My Ass
Would-be arsonists set themselves on fire inside their own getaway vehicle…
NEW: Would-be arsonists set themselves on fire inside their own getaway vehicle while trying to set a fenced-off building on fire.
Instant karma.
According to police, the group was forced to abandon the vehicle, which was still on fire when they arrived.
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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors













