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Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’

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It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie.  And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.

**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???

Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks” – Easter Candy Shortage Update

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Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied.  Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.

New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements

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Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes?  I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean?  Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada?  Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing?  And what will happen to your “Manicures”?  

Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”

Obama’s “What? Me Worry” Presidential Portrait

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Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….

And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.