Notably, these symptoms tend to present after prolonged exposures, generally exceeding seis cervezas.
WTF
Frozen iguanas to start falling from trees in Florida
The New York Post gives us one more reason to despise ‘Effing Lawyers
Don’t look up, Florida.
The National Weather Service (NWS) is warning citizens of South Florida to take cover as they forecast showers of frozen iguanas on Wednesday amid unusually low temperatures in the 30s and 40s around the region.
Apparently, iguanas are known to literally freeze in-state as temperatures reach around 40 degrees Fahrenheit. When this happens, they’re prone to slipping-off tree branches where they often reside.
Meanwhile In Canada – Swinging While The Sun Shines
Nice day for a swing, eh?
Dwarf Tossing .50 Caliber Style
**WARNING** **WARNING** This is a GRAPHIC Demonstration of “Newton’s Third Law of Motion” which states that for every action (force) in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction. In other words, if object A (a .50 Caliber munition) explodes and exerts a force on object B (the .50 Caliber rifle), then object B will subsequently pass the axis of that force to objects D1 and D2 (Dwarf 1 and Dwarf 2). Notice how consistently the forces are exerted on the different objects.
The Third Law can be used to explain the recoil and lift a .50 Caliber Rifle generates on the two volunteers for this important SCIENTIFIC Experiment. As always, we note that no dwarves were harmed or injured during this experiment, but do to it’s graphic nature you must click the picture to view the experiment.
**Dwarf Tossing – Laws may prohibit dwarf-tossing implicitly, but there are not explicit laws preventing a consenting dwarf from being ‘tossed’.
Meanwhile In Canada – We Need A Wall, Eh?
“Good Fences Make For Good Neighbors.”
The Ubiquitous Baby Yoda
The people with this Baby Yoda fixation must have their heads in the clouds.
The Answer As To Why Meghan And Harry Moved To Canada
There can be only on pair of balls and one pair of pants to cover them in this formerly Royal Family.
Britain’s Dodgy Old Cock-up, Prince Charles, Gives VP Pence The Cold Shoulder
Charlie, the man who will never, ever, ever be fit to be King (says his mommy, the Queen), made a real International dog’s dinner of an incident when he refused to shake Vice President Mike Pence’s hand at the Auschwitz memorial event Thursday.
The churlishness of the damp old squid’s lack of decorum, gobsmacked those attending. Mr. Pence, though, was characteristically unperturbed by the spectacular gaff. The VP noted that President “has been known to tweet about subjects of interest to him” and that the President probably has a better relationship with the Queen than that wanker son of hers, Charles. So stay tuned…
StreetArt – Another Brick In The Wall
I can’t resist playing some Pink Floyd, especially when the opportunity is served on a platter….
Gorzow, Poland – StreetArt Utopia
Pink Floyd – “Another Brick In The Wall” – Part One
Move Over Gwyneth…
You Don’t Hold A Candle To Moochelle Obama.
And speaking of candles… No one beats the scent and gentle glow from Charlie Tuna’s taper.
Ah….”geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that finishes with a hint of Euthynnus.”
