GTFOH!!
‘Midterm Bomber’ Early Bomb Prototypes
Now that the ‘Midterm Bomber’ has been caught (frankly because he was an idiot and because the FBI is AWESOME in catching idiots), and no one has been injured, we can reveal some of the early prototypes that our ‘intrepid’ bomber tried.
Pumpkin Bodybuilder – “I’ll Be Baack”
In Pumpkin Spice Space No One Can Hear You Scream
“Alien” – In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
Don’t Mess With The Girl
Told you.
Not Your Daddy’s Carnival Ride
Or he could have just maxed out his “FakeNews CNN Tolerance Threshold” and decide to bail out from the Daily 24 Hour News Cycle.
F-15 Ejection at Supersonic Speed
