Winter solstice 2018 in Northern Hemisphere will be at 4:23 PM on Friday, December 21st.
GTFOH!!
Butt Rocket – Not Your Standard Glycerin Suppository
**These will set you free, too.
These Recalls Are Getting Old
First they came for the salad (romaine lettuce), then they came for the meat main dish (hamburger), then they recalled the pretty garnish (fried onions and garlic). Pretty soon the only thing left to eat will be dog food. Whoopsie….
New Mayonnaisal Spray – Don’t Be A ‘Drip’ For The Holidays
**Available in the Condiment Aisle of your favorite Big Box retailer.
A ‘Norman Rockwell’ Thanksgiving
And then again, a maybe ‘not so Rockwell’ Thanksgiving.
If You Liked My Bridge Deal, Then You’ll Really Like My Bitcoin Special
**Such a deal on a bridge I can make, but no bitcoin will I take
New Natural “Lip Plumper” Discovered
But there’s a catch…..Eeewww!!!
