Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem

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Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes.  That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?

An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits

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Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should  more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.

 

#CroakingHillary Croaks

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Perhaps we’ll change Hillary’s moniker from #CrookedHillary to #CroakingHillary. Do not confuse the “Croaking” part of #CroakingHillary with any wish for ill to befall the former Secretary of State and failed Presidential candidate, but only to refer to the sounds that emanate from her mouth.

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FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

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Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

Nancy ‘Crumbs’ Pelosi’s Newest Border Security Plan – “Mow The Grass”

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Wat???  Nancy’s latest suggestion personifies the effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome – dementia mixed with desperation.

“Well, I’m not the wall’s biggest advocate in Congress, but I do know that representatives in the House and Senators in that body from the border wall areas have some serious objection to a wall because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade, to all of the other aspects of a border.” But again, lets sit down and talk things through and see what makes sense. Not some commitment to a promise that we’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. That’s never going to happen. Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do, or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass, that’s something, levies, technology, personnel.”

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Nancy Pelosi – “No Wall needed, Mow the grass.”

Nancy, you are the gift that just keeps on giving. Thank you for what you do.