Terminal Derangement Syndromes
TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?
Sure Cure For Hillary’s Cough
Uncle Vlad recommends a shot of Old Crow, a little honey, and a dash of lemon to pair with the ‘certain’ piquancy of the brew.
Hillary – If It Wasn’t For Those Weak, White Married Women….
…I’d be president.
Hillary Blames White Women For Loss
Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell
Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.
Somebody had both the facts (IG and DOJ) and cajones to not let McCabe pull a #LoisLerner . You, Mr. Swalwell, should be less worried about the 'studs' in the Trump organization and more worried about Barack Obama's pension. After all, a fish rots from the head.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) March 17, 2018
**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.
**FakeNewsAlert**
Weekend At Hillary’s
One must pluck the low hanging fruit when it’s ripe. And speaking of ripe and low hanging, Hillary’s trip to India supplied an entire Fruit Stand worth.
Hillary Does ‘Full-Body’ Bobblehead Act in India
Stairs are not Hillary Clinton’s friend.
Found here.
Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem
Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits
Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.
The great thing about the 1st Amendment is that the uniformed and opinionated get to express themselves freely. Had you chosen to question why the murderous Nork Dictator's sister,Kim Yo-jong, was there rather than Ivanka, your opinion might actually have been worth two spits.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 25, 2018
#CroakingHillary Croaks
Perhaps we’ll change Hillary’s moniker from #CrookedHillary to #CroakingHillary. Do not confuse the “Croaking” part of #CroakingHillary with any wish for ill to befall the former Secretary of State and failed Presidential candidate, but only to refer to the sounds that emanate from her mouth.
Found here.
FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem
Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.
I can't believe the Network that allowed NRA's Dana Loesch to be shouted down and called a "murderer" and worse is now criticizing the language she used to describe the actual murderer. You people are the ones that need to be checked in to the asylum to get your oil changed.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 23, 2018