“Low Riders” – NBC Universal
Hispanica
‘Botas Puntiagudas’ Week Begins
Celebrate the start of ‘Semana Mexicana de Botas Puntiagudas’ by viewing some of our most favorite ‘Pointy Boots’. Just be careful not to poke yourself in the eye. And remember, “No Running Allowed”.
MAGA – Magic Green Hat
Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
Unabashedly pilfered from It Ain’t Holy Water
Proposed Mexican Olympic Competition – Wall Climbing
Changing the motto, “If you build it, they will come” to “If you build the wall, you’ll pay for it, we’ll climb it, and come anyway”.
Vincente Fox – Statesman at Large
“Absolutely, yes. And we suffered from that all along the 20th century,” Fox said, mentioning the likes of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, as well as the Perons and the Kirchners of Argentina. “And I’m surprised this nation is going back to the old days of the gringo feo, of the ugly American but also going back to populism.”
Oh, wait a minute. Hillary left that shoe in a ditch back at the World Trade Center Memorial Service. My bad self.
























