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Bill Kristol – Still a Turd in the Punchbowl

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Bill Kristol needs to get a life. As the New Yorker writes, “Bill Kristol Wanders the Wilderness of Trump World.”

Trump – “I’ll Know Within a Minute If Kim’s Hair Is Real….”

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Actually, according the the Daily Caller, Trump  “[WILL] KNOW WITHIN ONE MINUTE IF KIM JONG UN IS JERKING ME AROUND.”

President Donald Trump said Saturday he would know almost immediately whether North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is serious about negotiating during the planned summit Tuesday in Singapore.

Just my touch, my feel. That’s what I do. How long will it take to figure out whether or not they’re serious, I said maybe in the first minute. You know, the way they say you know if you’re going to like somebody in the first five seconds. Did you ever hear that one? Well, I think that very quickly I’ll know whether or not something good is going to happen.

“Do As I Say, Not As I Do” or How Much Does An ‘Effing Stone Weigh?

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The Daily Mail reports, “Belgium’s 20-stone minister for public health is accused of being too big to be ‘credible’ – but hits back saying ‘it’s what’s inside that counts’.”

Some politicians come under fire for being corrupt or incompetent, but Belgium’s new Minister of Public Health is the first political figure to come under fire for being too fat for the job.

Maggie De Block – who is Belgium’s most popular politician and was once tipped as a future premier – surprised many when it was announced she would take up the role of Health Minister in the centre-right coalition which has just taken office.

The 52-year-old, who weighs in at more than 20 stone, was not considered to be exactly setting a good example in a country where obesity is a growing health problem.

Get Back Honky Hog

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“Honky Hog (heh)” – Elton John

They said, get back Honky Hog
Better get back to the woods
Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways
And, oh, the change is gonna do me good

You better get back Honky Hog
Livin’ in the city ain’t where it’s at
It’s like tryin’ to find gold in a silver mine
It’s like tryin’ to drink whisky from a bottle of wine

“Honky Cat” – Elton John

 

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