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The ‘Transfarmers’

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How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’

Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking
Said his wifey dear
Now that all is peaceful and calm
The boys will soon be back on the farm
Mister Reuben started winking and slowly rubbed his chin
He pulled his chair up close to mother
And he asked her with a grin

How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
They’ll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’

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Feckless Mitt Romney Makes A Statement

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Why on earth would Mitt Romney be holding a fundraiser for a potential Democrat 2020 Presidential candidate? WTF? Yep. Willard hasn’t even been elected as Senator from Utah and he’s already subverting his party’s President. The Daily Caller reports,”ROMNEY HELD DEM DONOR MEETING FOR FORMER STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ AND IT DIDN’T GO WELL.”

Former presidential nominee Mitt Romney recently hosted a donor meeting for former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz who has been reportedly considering a run for president as a Democrat in 2020.

Politico’s Ben Schrekinger said the event did not go well and that many left uninspired by the potential nominee.

ScienceDiet – Chicken of the Trees

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I’m sure you saw the post “California’s Newest ‘Illegal Immigrant’ Scourge“, in which eating nutria, a giant semi-aquatic 20 pound rodent, was proposed as a good method controlling the invasion.  Now we have another invasion going on in Florida which needs some ‘eating on’ according to the Orlando Sentinel’s article, “Chicken of the trees: Eating Florida’s iguanas“.

Free Range “Chicken of the Trees”

The Fort Lauderdale resident and native Trinidadian considers eating iguanas to be a way of life. Growing up, Asson learned to roast the island critters at roadside and backyard gatherings. Iguana is a staple in the Caribbean, where the reptiles are a native species and are known as “pollo de los árboles,” or chicken of the trees. Their meat contains more protein than chicken, and members of some cultures believe it has medicinal properties.

Now that the summer heat is here, these pesky iguanas gather and infest neighborhoods all over South Florida “knocking out power, wrecking gardens, weakening sea walls, getting into plumbing and attics, defecating in pool and causing parasites in pets. They also carry salmonella, botulism.”