“We’re All Gonna Die”

Gavin Newsom Opens His Arms (and California’s) To MS 13

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As reported in Breitbart, “California Lieutenant Governor and gubernatorial candidate Gavin Newsom said on Wednesday that President Donald Trump is like a slave owner and Nazi for referring to MS-13 illegal immigrant gangsters as “animals.” He also added that Trump’s “hateful rhetoric” can lead to “hate crimes” and “genocides”

Perhaps the rest of us should give Mr. Newsom the opportunity to “practice his preaching” and offer any MS 13 gang member interdicted in any of the other continental 47 States a choice: A) Go to jail and then be deported, or B) Accept a Bus Ticket to California and $300 Bucks for munchies and pot to help get settled in to Mr. Newsom’s Neighborhood.

Daily Darwin – Anything For Love Genome

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Darwin is virtually speechless when confronted with an example of the “I’ll do anything for love genome”. He remarks that the outbreak usually occurs only once.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Too Pooped For Hasbro

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OK. So I’m sitting in my cubicle at Hasbro reading my copy of my ‘Employee Performance Review’ where my boss has told me in no uncertain terms that I lack any semblance of Game Creativity or Motivation to Produce anything but a yawn, and… “that your time remaining at Hasbro has the shelf life of a fruit fly….”  And then I say “This is Bullshit–a real Poop Sandwich” and the light bulb goes off…. My job is saved and the World has a New Classic Game!!

So what would the rules look like? Heh.

And then you need a killer ad campaign for Saturday Morning TV. Instant Classic!

London Broiling – Then They Come For Your Fork…

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The Revolution will begin in earnest when London Mayor Sadiq Khan decrees that “Sporks” are the only approved utensils for Londoners to enjoy their Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding dinner.  Who will step forward as the English Charlton Heston and tell Mayor Khan that, “You’ll have to pry my knife and fork from my cold, dead hands…”