This seems to be as cogent an argument as the Democrats trope that “voting Republican will starve children and force Granny to eat cat food…”
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Motorcycle Chariot Racing – Not The Sport For Snowflakes
The Australian Ben Hur goes Beyond the Thunderdome to fix some Shrimp on the Barbie. Eh?
Darwin’s Fire Spitting Brigade
Darwin is wont to note that spitting fire into the wind will likely convert your ‘ownliest’ genomes into ‘Smores.
Nancy Pelosi – “Impeach Donald W. Bush”
Speaker Pelosi says the House Impeachment Trial of President Donald W. Bush will rival that of the Impeachment of President Richard M. Scopes for doing his ‘monkey’ business at the Watergate Hotel.
Finally Some Sunshine In Tornado Alley
It’s finally sunny today after “13 straight days of tornadoes shatter[ing] [the] US twister record, leave[ing] [the] heartland storm-weary.”
If it feels like it’s been a long month of severe weather, particularly in the middle of the country where tornado outbreaks have become a daily occurrence, it’s because the country, particularly the heartland, has been caught in an unprecedented stretch of tornadic activity lately.
Calizuela Dreamin’
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The Momas and the Papas – “California Dreamin'”
Nobody’s Seen The Trouble I’ve Seen
Nobody’s seen the horror….
Daily Darwin – It’s Never Too Early To Plan Your Fourth Of July Show
Darwin notes that proper show planning usually excludes the part where one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes are bathed in fiery, sparking reactive metals (aluminum or magnesium) causing a burst of very bright light and intense heat – sometimes at temperatures over 5000° F!
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
















