Chicken Run – No Knives Allowed

The Daily Wire reports, “Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes.” What?  Get outta here Foghorn Leghorn.

“Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government,” reports Sky News. “More than 320,000 of them — featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign — will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.”

Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead – When Memes Intersect Reality

Legend of a Mind (and dick) – Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
He’ll fly his astral plane
Takes you trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
Timothy Leary’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
He’ll fly his astral plane
Takes you trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Along the coast you’ll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear
So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down
He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground
He flies so high, he swoops so low
He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down
He’ll plant your feet back on the ground
He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low
Jeffrey Epstein

He’ll fly his astral plane
He’ll take you trips around the bay
He’ll bring you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Suicide?? Yeah, Right…

Jeffrey Epstein Committed Suicide? ROTFLMAO!!

The Moody Blues – “Legend of a Mind”

Timothy Leary
Songwriters: Ray Thomas

Daily Darwin – Power FAILure

Darwin’s lesson for today, kiddies, is called “The Path of Least Resistance.” He notes what you will learn is, indeed, shocking. He begins.

Contrary to popular belief, electricity takes all paths available in inverse proportion to the impedance of the paths. The magnitude of the current flowing in a path depends on the path’s voltage and impedance. The lower the impedance (assuming voltage remains constant), the greater the current. Conversely, the higher the impedance (assuming voltage remains constant), the lower the current.

Electrons take all available paths, and one of those paths is your 1000-ohm body.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Uses The New Aging App

CBSNews reports, “All your friends are posting aging selfies with FaceApp – a Russian app that’s raising privacy concerns.”  Yeah.  We can where a ‘FBI Investigation‘ might be in order.

All you have to do is download FaceApp and take a photo before applying an old-age filter. But users should know that privacy concerns have emerged about the Russian-made app.

FaceApp, a startup owned by Russian company Wireless Lab, uses artificial technology to transform your photos, according to its website. With a filter, you can see what you’d look with a beard, gray hair, and even realistic-looking wrinkles.