I think not. Just ask Rosie, the Knife Thrower’s Assistant…..
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid
What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…
Coffee Cup With An Attitude
I’ll take a double-shot of ‘Fuck Off’, and no half-caff venti bullshit. And no ‘effing soy, either.
Daily Darwin – Never Mix a Skateboard With a Bicycle
Darwin is always quick to point out that both skateboards and bicycles are hard on the old genomes, but when you mix the two an unfortunate ‘genomic dislocation’ is sure to occur.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
No #Snowflakes Here
“Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut”, P.J. O’Rourke.
‘Generation Snowflake’ doesn’t stand a chance in a battle of the generations. Any generation whose selfies were in black and white and took a week to get back, would kick their asses.
It’s Called the ‘Fargo Option’
Grannie never went for all the bells and whistles; she’d like the ‘Fargo Option’, if you please.
Wood chipper Scene – “Fargo”
‘Botas Puntiagudas’ Week Begins
Celebrate the start of ‘Semana Mexicana de Botas Puntiagudas’ by viewing some of our most favorite ‘Pointy Boots’. Just be careful not to poke yourself in the eye. And remember, “No Running Allowed”.
Daily Darwin – Advice to Coffee Drinkers
Darwin’s not sure whether this advice is for ‘coffee drinkers’ or for ‘ski jumpers’. He thinks it probably cuts the old genome both ways. Darwin recommends that one’s genomes will be most happy if one has his morning coffee prior to ski jumping. This finishing the morning coffee, though, still has him perplexed.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
No Haircuts for Pussy’s Here
Village People – “Macho Man”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UO4jquAlY
Ruh-Roh Scooby! D O G Spells Dog, not Kid
The New Zealand Herald reports, “Dog snack dupes dozens of parents, store apologises“. Apparently, the folks down-under in ‘Kiwi‘ land don’t read labels before sending snackies with their kiddies.
More parents have admitted mistakenly trying to feed their children dog food after a pet snack pack featuring a well-known kids cartoon was put next to chips in a supermarket.
The store owners have apologised after dozens of horrified parents have said they bought the Scooby Snacks for their youngsters from the Whanganui Pak’n Save this week to eat at school and kindergarten.
They were shocked to discover the 30g individual carob snack treats were never intended for human consumption but were animal snacks.
Notices have gone up around Whanganui preschools and staff are checking lunchboxes to make sure children aren’t eating the wrong food.
