Especially if it’s Mother Nature telling you. You notice how these ‘Big Rigs’ obey Mom?
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
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Practicing for ‘Shark Week’ 2017
There’s only One Week to Go until Shark Week 2017!
FakeNews CNN Celebrates Slide to #13 In Cable Ratings
From the Daily Caller we learn that “CNN Slides To #13 In Cable Rankings“. Here we see the staff party celebrating FakeNews CNN’s victory over the Food Network and the Hallmark Channel.
CNN has fallen to #13 in cable TV rankings, according to weekly numbers posted on Thursday by TV Newser.
The ratings slide comes as the network has come under heavy scrutiny for a variety of journalistic missteps, including the retraction of an article alleging that a Trump associate had illicit Russian business ties.
Here’s the ‘Real’ news about FakeNews CNN’s now lowly position in the world of cable tv. How far we have fallen since Bagdad Bob, eh, Wolf?
Daily Darwin – Toasted Nuts Special
Darwin scratches his head and wonders how this whole vaping thing exploded (heh) onto the scene. He points out that ‘fruity flavors’ and aromas only go so far because the minute the vapee smells that “Toasted Nuts and Curly Hairs” Special emanated from his onliest drawers he’s gonna be so done with the vapors.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Here’s your Lynyrd Skynyrd bonus – “That Smell”
FakeNews CNN – A One Car Pileup
FakeNews CNN’s little attempt at #CNNBlackmail turned into quite the little one car pile-up. One could say they drove their reputation into the ditch.
Trump Body-slams CNN Again
If FakeNews CNN didn’t like Trump WWF Slamming, do you think they’ll like Trump Incredible Hulk Slamming any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjj645rbR48
FakeNews CNN’s President Jeff Zucker showing his opinion of The Incredible Trump body-slamming his network.
The Throwdown That Started It All
Warning: Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers should only watch under Adult Supervision. The rest of us, not so much. Reprised here for your viewing pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nto_5oEhs30
Jobs Americans Won’t Do??
I think not. Just ask Rosie, the Knife Thrower’s Assistant…..
Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid
What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…
Coffee Cup With An Attitude
I’ll take a double-shot of ‘Fuck Off’, and no half-caff venti bullshit. And no ‘effing soy, either.
Daily Darwin – Never Mix a Skateboard With a Bicycle
Darwin is always quick to point out that both skateboards and bicycles are hard on the old genomes, but when you mix the two an unfortunate ‘genomic dislocation’ is sure to occur.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
No #Snowflakes Here
“Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut”, P.J. O’Rourke.
‘Generation Snowflake’ doesn’t stand a chance in a battle of the generations. Any generation whose selfies were in black and white and took a week to get back, would kick their asses.
