The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool
Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)
Hispanica – Low Rider Dance Contest
“Low Riders” – NBC Universal
No Helmet, A Bicycle, A Stick and No Notion of Newton’s First Law
No Helmet, A Bicycle, A Stick and No Notion of Newton’s First Law… What could go wrong??
Daily Darwin – Playing Genome Fetch
Darwin in quick to point out that when one is training one’s dog to fetch balls, one should clearly distinguish the difference between genomes and balls, emphasizing that genomes are neither to be fetched or chewed upon. “Goo boy, Nigel…”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
‘Crack Shot’ Redefined
I’m curious whether the rifleman was using ‘Ball‘ ammunition?
When Mother Says It’s Nap Time…
Especially if it’s Mother Nature telling you. You notice how these ‘Big Rigs’ obey Mom?
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Practicing for ‘Shark Week’ 2017
There’s only One Week to Go until Shark Week 2017!
FakeNews CNN Celebrates Slide to #13 In Cable Ratings
From the Daily Caller we learn that “CNN Slides To #13 In Cable Rankings“. Here we see the staff party celebrating FakeNews CNN’s victory over the Food Network and the Hallmark Channel.
CNN has fallen to #13 in cable TV rankings, according to weekly numbers posted on Thursday by TV Newser.
The ratings slide comes as the network has come under heavy scrutiny for a variety of journalistic missteps, including the retraction of an article alleging that a Trump associate had illicit Russian business ties.
Here’s the ‘Real’ news about FakeNews CNN’s now lowly position in the world of cable tv. How far we have fallen since Bagdad Bob, eh, Wolf?
Daily Darwin – Toasted Nuts Special
Darwin scratches his head and wonders how this whole vaping thing exploded (heh) onto the scene. He points out that ‘fruity flavors’ and aromas only go so far because the minute the vapee smells that “Toasted Nuts and Curly Hairs” Special emanated from his onliest drawers he’s gonna be so done with the vapors.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Here’s your Lynyrd Skynyrd bonus – “That Smell”
FakeNews CNN – A One Car Pileup
FakeNews CNN’s little attempt at #CNNBlackmail turned into quite the little one car pile-up. One could say they drove their reputation into the ditch.
Trump Body-slams CNN Again
If FakeNews CNN didn’t like Trump WWF Slamming, do you think they’ll like Trump Incredible Hulk Slamming any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjj645rbR48
FakeNews CNN’s President Jeff Zucker showing his opinion of The Incredible Trump body-slamming his network.
