Hillary will do anything to sell a book, except tell the truth. “You want a “snausage” with that book, Buddy?”
I can’t wait for the QVC “Sham-Wow” show.
political correctness
Zucchini Bob and His Dog ‘Cat’ Pose After Successful Opening Day
Zucchini Bob said, “I couldn’t have done this without my dog, ‘Cat’.” Bob went on to say, “There’s no such thing as “catch and release” when ‘Cat’s’ around, although he does toy with them a bit before he bags ’em.”
Your Uber Driver Is ‘Barking’ That Your Pickup Is Ready
Is that the new “headless” Uber ride?
OrPriority Emergency Domestic Advice For Men
When your significant other issues the GTFOH!! proclamation your first move should be to grab the beer by the refrigerator.
The Execs – “GTFOH (Get The Fuck Outta Here)”
Murica – Too Sexy For My Chair
Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
Guns – Porcelainized Not Parkerized
Miss Manners says, “Watch your pinkie placement, kiddies.”
Kim Jong-RocketMan, a “Space Oddity”
“Ground Control to Major Wong, err…Chairman Kim. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…”
Davie Bowie – “Space Oddity”
h/t – zerohedge
Man Self-Identifies As Goat
You were warned this whole “Trans-whatever”, Self-identifying thing was a slippery slope. Does this now mean that Facebook has 72 Gender Options from which to chose? Facepalm.
Mad Maxine – “Impeachment Is Whatever I Say It Is”
Granted, according to CNSnews.com, the “I” referred to was Congress, but who quibbles with Auntie Maxine when she’s on a tirade.
“Don’t come here and tell me, ‘Maxine, you keep on doing what you do.’ But when you gonna give me some support?” she asked. “How many of you in your organizations have said, ‘Impeach 45’ ?”
Waters urged the crowd not to get hung up on what law to invoke in the impeachment process:
Trump Derangement Syndrome – Ben and Jerry’s Style
So Donald Trump has an extra scoop of ice cream and liberal’s heads explode everywhere? Imagine, then if you will, a world in which the President orders a “cherry on top” of his extra scoops? Perhaps with extra whipped cream…?
The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”
One couldn’t find a more appropriate group of libs than Mses. Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Floria Sigismondi to provided some ‘Trumped’ up outrage.
