I can’t take it anymore. Here’s my checkbook. You wanna credit card? Sure. Cash, too? No problem. How about my 401-K …
political correctness
Millennial Mug
It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Chainsaw Artistry
**Professional Sawyer on a Closed Bar. Do Not Attempt.
“From My Cold, Dead Hands….”
**Sponsored by your local Friends of the NRA-STRAW Association
This May Not Work Out Well
Boeing B-29 Superfortresses Bomb Tokyo
Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Eye Bleach Alert – Wonder Woman Cosplay
Warning. Warning! Warning!! If you ever want to retain your fondest memories of Wonder Woman, be they the Comic Book, or the TV Show, or the Movie…. do not click on the “read more” link. Really. You are better off just not knowing.
3 Iron Or A Fairway Wood, Queenie?
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis – “The Caddy”
Hump Day At The Oasis
“Desert Calling”
Now Hillary’s Crazy Looking Outfit Makes Sense
Gnarls Barkley – “Crazy”
I Love The Smell Of Freedom In The Morning…
**Thanks Anon in MT